Curse

nunix · Dec 19, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01

I'd be far less annoyed with these if they stuck to the Trade channel; it's the constant Local spamming that gets me down. =(

Fist_of_God · Dec 19, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20

The wtb healing req weapon rod or staff gets me the most,especially when I see a lvl 20 monk saying it.

BBoy_Manchild · Dec 20, 2005, 02:15 AM // 02:15

WTB: a PvP sundering hammer of health
i made 5k off this idiot - and yes he said health

Rc The Mad · Dec 20, 2005, 05:14 AM // 05:14

I saw a guy using all the weird characters spamming

"WTS the way I make all of these characters. I'll tell you for 5k. learn to sell like a pro"

Since I've had the game, I've also probably seen at least one person spam every single thing anyone has pointed out in this thread. It's sad really.

LaserLight · Dec 20, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28

Here's a good one

"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"SHUT UP DUDE!"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts ecto 9.5k"
"wts..."

So on and so forth, until the game slams him for five seconds for message flooding. then he started up again.

Why do stupid people play MMOs? >_< :-P

arbiter · Dec 20, 2005, 06:01 AM // 06:01

WTB axe grips of enchanting 15-20%!

god people stop trying to buy these its old now!

Killin_Frenzy · Dec 20, 2005, 06:31 AM // 06:31

I know this is not a WTS message but..

I once saw a guy spamming "WTS stefan henchman only 2k!!"

AncientPC · Dec 20, 2005, 06:52 AM // 06:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius

I saw someone yesterday selling plat for 1000 gold. HE was joking, but the funny thing is that he got flamed for 'scamming' by like a dozen people.

That was probably me. I usually spam that when I see retarded people selling +5 energy wands / shields for 15k but no one ever gets my sarcasm.

I actually merchanted my 2-3 20% axe grips of enchanting a month ago when no one would buy for 5k each. I got tired of them filling up my inventory.

I hate people who spam "WTB 15>50 req 8 *rare skinned weapon*" I've never come across one that actually had the ectos to afford it, they always lowball you.

The req healing monk weapon pisses me off the most. They always close window when shown Brohn Items, "I said req HEALING greens!"

MoldyRiceFrenzy · Dec 20, 2005, 06:59 AM // 06:59

i used to say WTS sup vigor rune 45k unidentified... then id get hella people saying how do i know its a sup vigor rune then... ur so retarded!!!... but of course when u salvage an item without unidentified it makes a unidentified rune... and u can easily tell if its vigor

BBQRibs · Dec 20, 2005, 12:53 PM // 12:53

My favorite is: "Looking for runner to Dorks!"

The irony is priceless

Raku Clayman · Dec 20, 2005, 03:37 PM // 15:37

My favorite WTB seems to be coming up quite frequently lately:

WTB Iron Ignots

Only Ignuts buy Ignots

I also love the WTB Shield, req 9 tacticts. You don't need to be able to spell in English, just copy the words on the item.

dont feel no pain · Dec 20, 2005, 04:09 PM // 16:09

Quote:

1. WTB Max HEAL req weapon!!

when ever i see that i want to kill someone

Justin_GW · Dec 20, 2005, 07:22 PM // 19:22

not really a WTB message but....

(O.o)

AncientPC · Dec 20, 2005, 08:05 PM // 20:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raku Clayman

I also love the WTB Shield, req 9 tacticts. You don't need to be able to spell in English, just copy the words on the item.

They could be a foreigner running GW in French or whatever and guessing at the English spelling

It took a while for me to find this pic again, but here it is:

Raku Clayman · Dec 20, 2005, 09:48 PM // 21:48

Needing a calculator to multiply by 10, now that's scary.

se7en18 · Dec 21, 2005, 12:36 AM // 00:36

lol! i hate this one

~~---~~WTB MAX DAMAGE CRYSTALLINE SWORD 15^50!~~---~~

Xunlai Master · Dec 21, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19

i saw really smart nooob in Ascalon spammin whole day, he found a way to make millions;
wtb all charr hides for 10g ea!

im sure he'll be able to afford 15>50 crystalline in no time.

Yakumo · Dec 22, 2005, 01:49 PM // 13:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

But yeah, we girls can actually make a killing at that 'MONIES 4 CYBR'
stuff. They want realism in it, so they pay me and I tell them 'I have
a headache.'

LOL! *sigh* *crosses it off the WTB list* Realism really has no place here!

Optime · Dec 22, 2005, 02:09 PM // 14:09

These are hilarious. I quite enjoyed this one:

"Am porr! Need money for me arma can sm1 in tha chritmus sprit give me 100k plz? thx!!!"

Pfftt...

Qual · Dec 22, 2005, 02:23 PM // 14:23

People somtimes write the most funny/stupid things, that we get to know from this btw gr8 thread